Pirates: A Gay XXX Parody

The high seas are a hard and dangerous place for a pirate. Diego leads Johnny away from Paddy’s ship. Aggravated by their escape, Paddy mounts a search to retrieve Johnny. He swims to the shore of the nearest island where he encounters Colton Grey and his tribe. After a pursuit on the beach, Colton gets Paddy exactly where he wants him: pillaging his hot little hole the way only a seaman knows how.

Johnny learns the dangers of the cursed treasure he wears around his neck. Once “rescued” by Paddy and Gabriel, he learns of their true motives. He assists Jimmy Durano and Teddy Torres in tempting Gabriel Cross to get them out of their current predicament, seducing the captain’s guard with some good ole’ fashion pirate pillaging.
Paddy is revealed to be a dirty cursed swashbuckler, the man tales are told of across the seven seas. Diego makes a deal to hand over Johnny to Paddy, in turn, granting him the treasure that was hidden from him 18 years ago. Once untied, Diego gets his way with Paddy’s body.